5.12.2008

Little discussed facts about pregnancy...

  1. 'morning sickness' is extremely unpleasant
  2. 'morning sickness' should be called 'all day sickness'
  3. your husband (or baby daddy) will say some really stupid things
    1. "are you going to eat again?"
    2. in the midst of your exhaustion, he asks "are you just going to sit around all day?"
  4. prenatal pills can make the nausea worse
  5. farting will become second nature
  6. heartburn can be unpleasant
  7. you may have to wake up every 2 hours to pee...its nature's way of getting you ready for your baby's first 3 months
  8. cocoa butter and other creams don't necessary keep the stretch marks away
  9. a husband is just as excited about this child as much as you are, but he'll just show it in a different way, like spontaneously rubbing and talking to your belly
  10. the end of your pregnancy is only the beginning of all the fun

...this will be an ongoing list

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